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Published: 11.06.2017

Starting getting off with a girl in a club, everything starts to get a bit too heavy for the middle of a bar, so we start to leave to go back to her place for some sweet boning. I decided to get rid of him and started scheming ideas.

He had haphephobia—a fear of being touched! He screamed in shock and disgust, she howled in mortification then scooped the turds up in the sheets and hid in the bathroom while he wiped the shit off his chin going "oh my fucking god I have hit rock bottom".


Eventually though she wants to get fucked, and I was not ready for what came next. I jump up in fight-or-flight mode, ready to hit somebody, even John, but then Vicky emerges naked from the room, howling crying, and holding her sheets.

Once they called her name and took her back to a room, the actual retrieval procedure took but a minute. We are naked under the sheets in the dark and I reach into my pants pocket for the jimmie hat. Share On lineapp Share On lineapp.


Everything went off went out a hitch - she was funny, cute, disarming, a good kisser - and she spent the night. After a few drinks in a drunken supor we had sex in a friends bathroom. But the Jewish guy handing you a coupon after terrible sex? We went for one month where he bottomed exclusively and we had sex every single day.

Dinner was fine, chatting with him, wasn't feeling it, he was an ass hole really.

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