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Published: 30.05.2018

Is your nickname Chapstick? If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? As she is leaving Hey aren't you forgetting something?

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! Can I have yours? I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Do you have any raisins?


Are you lost ma'am? Do you work at Dick's? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. Cause we Mermaid for each other!

    1. Eazy_Kerwood - 06.06.2018 in 22:56

      Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! You're hotter than donut grease.

      Pavel_Zyuzev - 08.06.2018 in 02:29

      I wish I had the one to your heart. It's messing with perfection!

      Cristiano_Barrera - 13.06.2018 in 08:16

      Are you a cat?

      Dima_Menikov - 23.06.2018 in 02:36

      Can I borrow a quarter? Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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